1. (

• askew ,
• awry ,
• cockeyed ,
• lopsided ,
• wonky ,
• skew-whiff

) turned or twisted toward one side; "a...youth with a gorgeous red necktie all awry"- G.K.Chesterton; "his wig was, as the British say, skew-whiff" ;

2. (

• absurd ,
• cockeyed ,
• derisory ,
• idiotic ,
• laughable ,
• ludicrous ,
• nonsensical ,
• preposterous ,
• ridiculous

) so unreasonable as to invite derision; "the absurd excuse that the dog ate his homework"; "that's a cockeyed idea"; "ask a nonsensical question and get a nonsensical answer"; "a contribution so small as to be laughable"; "it is ludicrous to call a cottage a mansion"; "a preposterous attempt to turn back the pages of history"; "her conceited assumption of universal interest in her rather dull children was ridiculous" ;

3. (

• besotted ,
• blind_drunk ,
• blotto ,
• crocked ,
• cockeyed ,
• fuddled ,
• loaded ,
• pie-eyed ,
• pissed ,
• pixilated ,
• plastered ,
• slopped ,
• sloshed ,
• smashed ,
• soaked ,
• soused ,
• sozzled ,
• squiffy ,
• stiff ,
• tight ,
• wet

) very drunk ;